[So here comes Undyne storming out of the snake door with Clover on her shoulders, the two of them looking way more excited than can possibly be safe, Alisha trailing behind them because my god we need someone reasonable here.]
Get the grenade stash organized, we’re blowing this place to kingdom come!
[NOPE NOT SAFE AT ALL]
Listen up, nerds! Those of you who wanna KICK DEMON ASS and actually have the strength to do so, stand over there! [She points to an area near the bonfire.] The rest of you, grab ALL THE GRENADES AND WEAPONS YOU CAN CARRY!
Wait— would the both of you just wait a moment?! [Alisha’s trying hard, she’s trying very hard, and also looking apologetically at anyone they pass, as she chases after Lady Violence and Lady Violence Junior. ] There’s actually a plan here, I’m sorry. We’re planning to stage a distraction and we’re not blowing up any kingdoms—
A distraction made of explosions! [Ten seconds, just give poor Alisha like ten seconds, Clover.] Or, like, whatever else. But we’ve gotta keep the demons occupied while we get the hostages and the book and the keys and stuff!
Uh...oh right, don’t blow up the chapel or the hotel, all the important shit’s in there! But everything else is TOTALLY FAIR GAME. [this was definitely the most important thing to mention right SHE’S GOT YOU ALISHA] And we need people to protect the hostages too! Oh, and Miata I guess, she’s important too….
Oh, Buddy’s got dibs on the boathouse, though. That’s gonna be the signal! But other than that, yeah, totally fair game! [There, she’s filled her quota of usefulness for the conversation.
Alisha may cry before this day is over. But no, she’s fine, SHE’S GOT THIS.] It seems as though we’ll be having some help from the living, but there’s going to need to be a fair few groups. Those who are willing to help fight the demons, and those who are willing to help me free the hostages and keep them safe. There are, ah… more than we expected.
… Please be cautious with the explosions. Please.
But make sure there are a ton of them! We’ve gotta keep things busy long enough for Lithuania to get the magic book whatever to Miata and then she can do the revival magic so we can actually kick demon ass and go rescue the hostages! Undyne gets to go first because she’s awesome and we were gonna ask for Morrigan and Break to go next because you guys are hardcore and I guess unless we put in any requests, it’s just whatever. [Vegeta gets no mention despite having also been on the first revival list?? Fuck Vegeta.]
Just make sure none of our allies are hurt! We’ll all need to cooperate to get through this, and we’ll need to make certain that Miata safely completes the ritual, for all our sakes.
… Additionally, despite the… excitement being stirred up, this plan won’t be implemented until tomorrow, so please don’t panic. We’ll still have time to solidify details and positions.
wednesday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxchPg3Ty9s
Get the grenade stash organized, we’re blowing this place to kingdom come!
[NOPE NOT SAFE AT ALL]
Listen up, nerds! Those of you who wanna KICK DEMON ASS and actually have the strength to do so, stand over there! [She points to an area near the bonfire.] The rest of you, grab ALL THE GRENADES AND WEAPONS YOU CAN CARRY!
Wait— would the both of you just wait a moment?! [Alisha’s trying hard, she’s trying very hard, and also looking apologetically at anyone they pass, as she chases after Lady Violence and Lady Violence Junior. ] There’s actually a plan here, I’m sorry. We’re planning to stage a distraction and we’re not blowing up any kingdoms—
A distraction made of explosions! [Ten seconds, just give poor Alisha like ten seconds, Clover.] Or, like, whatever else. But we’ve gotta keep the demons occupied while we get the hostages and the book and the keys and stuff!
Uh...oh right, don’t blow up the chapel or the hotel, all the important shit’s in there! But everything else is TOTALLY FAIR GAME. [this was definitely the most important thing to mention right SHE’S GOT YOU ALISHA] And we need people to protect the hostages too! Oh, and Miata I guess, she’s important too….
Oh, Buddy’s got dibs on the boathouse, though. That’s gonna be the signal! But other than that, yeah, totally fair game! [There, she’s filled her quota of usefulness for the conversation.
Alisha may cry before this day is over. But no, she’s fine, SHE’S GOT THIS.] It seems as though we’ll be having some help from the living, but there’s going to need to be a fair few groups. Those who are willing to help fight the demons, and those who are willing to help me free the hostages and keep them safe. There are, ah… more than we expected.
… Please be cautious with the explosions. Please.
But make sure there are a ton of them! We’ve gotta keep things busy long enough for Lithuania to get the magic book whatever to Miata and then she can do the revival magic so we can actually kick demon ass and go rescue the hostages! Undyne gets to go first because she’s awesome and we were gonna ask for Morrigan and Break to go next because you guys are hardcore and I guess unless we put in any requests, it’s just whatever. [Vegeta gets no mention despite having also been on the first revival list?? Fuck Vegeta.]
Just make sure none of our allies are hurt! We’ll all need to cooperate to get through this, and we’ll need to make certain that Miata safely completes the ritual, for all our sakes.
… Additionally, despite the… excitement being stirred up, this plan won’t be implemented until tomorrow, so please don’t panic. We’ll still have time to solidify details and positions.