[sans's not usually one to listen to undyne, ever, technically his boss or not, but her passionate plea for him to try to convince sloth was intense enough for him to give it one shot. ...and, anyway, if he doesn't agree, sans can stick around and continue to needle answers out of him. get it so here goes BULLSHIT CENTRAL]
see, from what i gathered, you don't really want me to ask you all the questions i've got. and... trust me, i've got a heck of a lot. i'm a curious guy. heh, people like to say my brain's the only muscle i've got that ever got any use. joke's on 'em, i don't got either brains or brawn. i'm a skeleton. [he winks] anyway, i'm all about the knowledge. but, heh, even i've got to admit that sounds like a lot of effort. way less for me than you-- all i've gotta do is sit here an' do nothing, which is one of my favorite past time. you've gotta either answer or ... what, stay in that tree? i guess you can attack me but, heh. what's the point when i'm already dead? i guess i can exhaust my ghost energy... but then i'd just come right back here. i dunno about you but that sounds like a heck of a lotta trouble on both of our parts.
here's what i'm thinking might save us some time. i'll leave this place immediately, never bother you again... if you just agree to stop helpin' out katerina's revenge plan, or whatever it is.
[he'll stop there, let that sink in. he's ready to argue more for either case, but he's also not hoping for much on the favor front.]
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get itso here goes BULLSHIT CENTRAL]see, from what i gathered, you don't really want me to ask you all the questions i've got. and... trust me, i've got a heck of a lot. i'm a curious guy. heh, people like to say my brain's the only muscle i've got that ever got any use. joke's on 'em, i don't got either brains or brawn. i'm a skeleton. [he winks] anyway, i'm all about the knowledge. but, heh, even i've got to admit that sounds like a lot of effort. way less for me than you-- all i've gotta do is sit here an' do nothing, which is one of my favorite past time. you've gotta either answer or ... what, stay in that tree? i guess you can attack me but, heh. what's the point when i'm already dead? i guess i can exhaust my ghost energy... but then i'd just come right back here. i dunno about you but that sounds like a heck of a lotta trouble on both of our parts.
here's what i'm thinking might save us some time. i'll leave this place immediately, never bother you again... if you just agree to stop helpin' out katerina's revenge plan, or whatever it is.
[he'll stop there, let that sink in. he's ready to argue more for either case, but he's also not hoping for much on the favor front.]