thebonezone: ...the joke's less funny when the punchline is true huh (used to be a banker but i lost interest)
sans ([personal profile] thebonezone) wrote in [community profile] sevenvirtues 2016-05-02 03:11 am (UTC)

[sans, mentally: I DIDN'T THINK THIS WOULD WORK??? he shows none of that on his face, though.]

same way i know mine'd be. just trusting in one another's laziness. we both get to not do shit. [then, after a beat] heh. we can shake on it, make it an official contract an' whatever. but...for my part, if i'm honest, i hate making promises. i'm always keeping 'em even when they bring me nothing but trouble. but if you swear not to help out, then i promise you won't see me again. i don't break promises lightly.

[he's, uh, literally let nearly everybody die in some timelines over his one promise to keep a kid alive, so. he's being 100% serious.]

so, how 'bout it?

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