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[vicedirector]

You awaken to blackness. Frightening, although familiar--this is the same terrible thing you narrowly avoided during your first trip into Lebensbaum. The pain of your death is still real, echoes of the wounds you suffered appearing on your skin. Inspecting your surroundings will tell you that you've woken up inside of the cooled, empty bonfire pit....and the town as it was is nowhere to be seen.

The sky is a whirlwind of blank, dark void. What previously acted as roadblocks on either side of the town seems to have moved upward, blocking out most of the sun's light. The street is barren, filled with piles of broken concrete, shattered glass, and smoking craters where many of the buildings used to be. Old bloodstains dot the pavement, mixing in with overturned cars and crumbling brick walls. Lebensbaum is a dead town, in more ways than one.

Except for the hotel. It stands, as dusty and abandoned as it ever was, but no worse for the wear. Scorch marks can be seen on the ground around it in a clear border, as though it had a barrier protecting it from whatever destroyed the village. If you venture inside, everything is in its place, as though the outside wasn't completely obliterated.

The living can be seen walking around, going about their daily lives, and if you concentrate, you can even see the buildings as they once were--in working order, clean, and in one piece.

As of Monday on Week 10, however, there is a door, seemingly pasted into the middle of the street. As the days tick by, the doors will increase in number, one for each victim.

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[vicedirector]

[ So. Sans has come out of Slothdoor with Slothdad in tow. He is soaking wet, a little bruised, and has a fantastic work of art drawn in marker on his face.

And still sound asleep. ]

[fourleafcleaver]

...

Who's this? [DON'T JUST BRING STRAYS HOME SANS????]

[thebonezone]

sloth.

[fourleafcleaver]

...

What? [PROCESSING. CONSIDERING] What?!

[nailed it]

Omigod! Should—should we wake him up? What do we do with him?!

[thebonezone]

that's what i wanna know. i tried a bunch of stuff but the guy sleeps like the dead.

...like the dead i wish he was, anyway.

[maybe if he kicks him in the ribs!! it might help!!!!]

[fourleafcleaver]

Holy crap. Um.

[LOOKS AT UNDYNE LOOKS AT GILBERT???? WAS THERE A PLAN FOR THIS??????]

Did we try— [nope that's definitely an attempted murder from Undyne and it didn't help at all] —oh my god. Is there—is there a trick? Is this some kind of stupid puzzle? [SHE'S NEVER SEEN A SINPARENT IN PERSON, WHAT??? WHAT???????????]

[thebonezone]

[SHRUGS????]

we could just try everything until something sticks, i guess?

[detanimetion]

[Just. Giving Slothdad a blank stare.]

Who's this? And what did you do to him?

[thebonezone]

sloth. and... like, five counts of attempted murder, a whole lot of battery and assault, dragged him through a bunch of rocks, threw him in the sea...

oh, and that.

[he points to the masterpiece on sloth's face.]

[detanimetion]

[WOW OKAY SHE STOPPED LISTENING AFTER SLOTH and just. Immediately stabs him with all of her spears she can summon at once. Because the only lesson she learned from her fight with Wrath and Pride is that she clearly needs to stab the sinparents harder.]

[thebonezone]

[aaand the dude heals. predictably.]

yeah, i tried that. he just sleeps through it. an' i thought i was bad.

[detanimetion]

[She'll go ahead and stab him a few more times even so because apparently she and Sans finally have something in common.]

No wonder he's in charge of your sin, he's almost as annoying as you are!

So if we can't kill him, what should we do with him? Feed him to Rahab? Toss him into lava? There's a ton of explosives in the basement, maybe we can blow him up!

[undyne doesn't this all constitute as trying to kill him]

[thebonezone]

[they have lots of things in common! they like papyrus! and! they are vengeful fucks!! that's it that's all the things.]

you have no idea...

an' i think those all count as trying to kill him. but go for it.

[detanimetion]

[look liking Papyrus is the best trait a person can have okay it's good enough!!

Anyway she will totally drag him to Rahab first and then drag him back out looking frustrated.]

Ugggggggggggh. [Which says it all really.

And then she just. Takes out a spear and starts hacking all of Slothdad's hair off. Look, she's new at this pranking thing don't judge her.]

[vicedirector]

[ It grows back. ]

[detanimetion]

[what if she uses a match and SETS HIS HAIR ON FUCKING FIRE]

[vicedirector]

[ She can. And for a second, it burns.

But then he stirs. And his eyes slowly crack open.

CONGRATULATIONS, FIRE OR INTENSE HEAT IS THE KISS TO WAKE UP SLEEPING BEAUTY. ]

[thebonezone]

[oh my god???????????]

i guess that's what i get for never learning fire magic.

[HE DIDNT THINK THIS FAR WHAT DO THEY DO]

[detanimetion]

[WELL SHE WAS ABOUT TO PICK HIM UP AND HURL HIM INTO A WALL FACE FIRST which

actually

she'll go ahead and do that. He woke up? What? Impossible!! She didn't see anything!!!]

[vicedirector]

[ The first thing he does is get slammed into a wall. Teeth definitely get broken, but the blood disappears with a white flicker all the same.

The second thing he does is roll over, retch that week-old spaghetti up, yawn, and look blankly at the two of them. ]

...really?

[thebonezone]

[meanwhile, sans is just going to dump some snow in the dude's pants. he'll do better later he just stayed put and hoped undyne would manage to kill him ok]

[... and no, he's not looking at the dingle dongle.]

maybe we should be trying something less violent.

[he says, having dragged him face first through rocks forever.]

[detanimetion]

...there should still be some spaghetti left in my hot fridge.

[SHE'S JUST SAYING]

[thebonezone]

wow. that's pretty cruel... let's go get it. right now.

[TIME TO FORCE FEED SOMEONE ELSE PAPYRUS&UNDYNE'S SPAGHETTI]

[detanimetion]

Yeah!! Let's do it!! Maybe he'll choke on a meatball and die!

[Look, she is totally onboard with admitting that their spaghetti should be classified as a nuclear weapon if it means getting to stuff it down Sloth's throat.]

[thebonezone]

[SANS AND UNDYNE'S MAGICAL ADVENTURE TO GO GET OLD SPAGHETTI

this shit is already nuclear when it's fresh what will happen when it's NEARLY A FULL WEEK OLD??? time to force feed him it anyway]

if this doesn't work, we could probably try other food.

[shove a fucking egg down his throat. do it]